February 8

Anyone born on the day had a long penis and is fucking hosted at everything they do 〽️

Yo that nigga karim Was born February 8 no wonder why he’s so cool

by Cockrim October 17, 2019

Febuary 5

The day the most gorgeous, hilarious, crazy, weird, perfect person was born. The definition of ✨heather✨ Never leave her/ him if they were born on this day because there the real ones ❤️

Girl: Wow Emma’s so perfect
Other girl: Well duh she was born on febuary 5

by Penny❤️ November 3, 2020

February 22

National horny/hickie day. Get turned by someone and have some fun.

Today is February 22. You wanna come over.

by Bryson Kade October 15, 2019

Febe

Cute and so ADOREABLE (with caps)

Shes soooo cute, i could call her febe.

by heythere231210 October 21, 2011

February 23

If this is today, then kick ass and have fun.

Person 1. “ oh. Today is February 23.” Person 2. *punches person 1 in the face* “oh yeah. It is.”

by Why am I here. December 1, 2019

Ode Dé Febus

The man craps on a piece of joint paper, then rolls it up into a little cigaretté. The woman then smokes it.

Since we're out of cigars, we'll just have an Ode Dé Febus.

by MattTheKnightsFan March 10, 2007

february pants

Pants you get for Christmas that you are presently too fat to fit into. With a New Year’s diet, you might fit into them in February.

**Opens Present** “Damn, another pair of February pants!”

by Tiffany T! January 7, 2010