face squirt

A face squirt involves a male ejaculating into the mouth of a female, then once finished, the female tilts her head to the sky and spouts out the ejaculate into the air, much like a dolphin releasing water from it's blow hole. This transaction of semen is generally best administered with the female on her knees and the male standing. Although other variations are often welcomed, despite how messy they can be.

I had to get a ladder to clean the ceiling from Jenny's face squirt. Definitely not getting my bond back.

by RSSR April 1, 2011

bethesda face

A term used to describe Bethesda Softwork's Gamebryo video game engine's inability to render character faces in a believable or attractive manner. Games affected are the Morrow wind series and Fallout series.

example:

"Dude that NPC's face is so damn ugly!"

"They all look like that in this game, it's bethesda face"

by OutofSpec September 13, 2013

Face of Boe

(warning Doctor Who fans, SPOILERS!) Formerly Captain Jack Harkness, he was a companion of the Doctor (Doctor Who). After a long battle with the Daleks on Satellite Five, he was killed and then brought back to life by another companion, Rose Tyler. Since then, he could not die. He lived a long, and (relatively) happy life, until he died saving New New York on New Earth.

Captain Jack Harkness: I remember when people used to call me "The Face of Boe"

by Tanu Jones July 28, 2011

o-face

the face one makes while cumming

"and if things go well, i might be showin' her my o-face...'oh oh oh!'"

by loser November 20, 2003

mirror face

The various faces people make in front of the mirror as if someone was standing opposite them. It is usually their best face, best look.

She smiled at him with great confidence gained from her rehearsed mirror face.

by Dr Danielle White June 21, 2006

Margarine face

A face that is ugly due (at least in part) to the use of plasic surgery. Whether in an attempt to correct flaws or just to improve a decent face, sometimes the use of surgery causes recipient to have a Margarine face.

Person 1: Did you see what Kathy Griffin did to herself?

Person 2: I sure did. Before, she wasn't perfect or nothing, but now she's got a Margarine face.

by Mike Grant September 14, 2007

juicy face

To have a face that is sweet, tasty and desirable. A juicy face is typical found in most animals such as cats, dogs, chipmunks, squirrels and rabbits.

Juicy faces are commonly pinched, squeezed and kissed. They glow and contain large amounts of fat deposits in the cheeks.

"did I ever tell you how much I love your juicy face?"

"pateel..you have a juicy face!"

by teem May 9, 2005