Ed-warda

To hate on, cock block or otherwise ruin the fun for someone else.

Person 1: Yo, I was at the club talking to this honey the other night, and Sandy came over and said "you know you are wrong for talking to her when you have a girlfriend."

Person 2: Really? Why'd Sandy go all Ed-warda on you?

by slick&slim June 23, 2009

Tok'ed

Adjective
of a cool guy who sends his/her/zir personal messages or tells their life story on tik tok

Christina: OMG turn that off, no I can't
Tom: hahaha, This guy's tok'ed for sure!

by Machiavelli1531 August 18, 2020

Ed Hardy

A douchebag brand NOT worn by hipsters. Ed Hardy consists of ridiculously low quality garments at a hideously jacked up price. No, people aren't jealous of Ed Hardy wearing Douchebags, they actually have better taste.

The average person who wears Ed Hardy probably thinks he's "hardcore" and the girls who wear them are Trendwhores. If you have an Ed Hardy shirt, True Religion Jeans or Rock and Republic or Juicy Couture, guess what? You are a douche. Please log off earth.

Please consider respectable clothing by WeSC, APC, and Nudie. They are around the same price range but don't scream douchebag, AND won't rip up in about a week.

Trendwhore: "Omg! Ashlee I totally like got this ed hardy purse to match my juicy shirt and true religions! I'm gonna totally like match this to my uggs!"
Douche: "Bro your Fauxhawk and Ed Hardy shirt are SICK! Lets spray ourselves with axe and hit up melrose!"

by Antwuan McDisco May 11, 2009

Drivers Ed Teacher

Everyone's last resort when it comes to a job. When all else fails the moderately retarded teach a class that a monkey can teach; Drivers Ed. Unfortunately the "Teachers" more like retards take the class as seriously as they can because they know that literally anyone (person or monkey) can replace them at any minute.

Fuck, I dropped out of high school, Mcdonald's fired me, and i can't apply for my Wick's Card. I guess I'll just have to teach Drivers Ed.




Drivers Ed Teacher

by Drivers Ed Teacher March 9, 2009

op-ed

OP(POSITE) + ED(ITORIAL)
A newspaper page, usually opposite the editorial page, that features signed articles expressing personal viewpoints.

“By this stage, there were much larger street demonstrations, vigils and op-ed pieces"

by Gata Negra January 13, 2009

86'ed

To deny re-entry, sometimes legally or by other force; to remove or ban from approaching certain places

A store has the right to 86 anyone who harrases or threatens their customers or employees, or the store itself(like shoplifting).

Thus, a customer who sexually harrasses an employee repeatedly, may be 86'ed at any time.

by AMandarin July 29, 2006

Ed hardy

A wanky, chavvy, poor quality, overpriced AND hideous clothing line worn by wannabe gangstas and 'trendy' dickheads. It manages to rinse out your wallet for a stupid trucker hat which makes you look like a reject from your local skate park and decrease your popularity with the opposite sex at the same time. A phrase often used by the twats trying to defend it is 'dont diss it because you cant afford it'. Well, you live in a council house and i am writing this on my iphone. So shut your face.

Cock: lets go shopping and buy some ed hardy shit!!!
Sensible person: um, dont you think its only worn by wankers though?
Cock: OH EM GEE i cannot believe you just said that! Dont diss it because you cant afford it!
Sensible person: i rest my case.

by LondonSpirit September 6, 2009