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Dumpster

A co-worker who constantly dumps their hot steamy pile of responsibilities on you.
Especially strenuous or difficult ones while you're busy. Often times says, "thanks", before you can answer or comes up with an absurd excuse.
Be wary of her, she's a dumpster.
by Firestartersaid November 6, 2017
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dumpster muppet

Scary looking people, usually living in small, rural towns, who even creators from Jim Henson's Creature Shop would find terrifying and throw away.
I recently visited a small town in south-central Pennsylvania crawling with Dumpster Muppets.
by Genwal April 20, 2018
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Dumpster pussy

A cat that was found in a dumpster.
Dana has a new dumpster pussy
by CaptainJJD November 26, 2017
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Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.
Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo
by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018
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dumpster squirel

What female inmates call male inmates. Most likely because they're dirty and only trying to get a nut.
Oh god here comes another dumpster squirel!! Dont make eye contact.
by Alwayzsmilin627 May 8, 2018
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Dumpster hump

Tic tacs first gay prison experience

See also salad tossing
Tic tac likes to be dumpster humped while tossing other inmates salads with jell or syurp
by Dumpster hump May 14, 2018
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Dumpster Sexy

When a girl is sexy in the most disgusting way
by steezus_christ June 11, 2018
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