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domester

man, i didnt do shit yesterday. i was a true domester all day
by beyobe December 19, 2011
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dumpster forehead

Someone who has a forehead that takes up over 1/3 of their face.
-Why don't you think Zoe's cute?

-She has a serious dumpster forehead.
by tempestt.loves.charles February 21, 2012
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Dumpeter

A person who proudly announces to others they have to take a dump.
Timothy entered the living room and trumpeted to his friends and girlfriend, "wow, I have to take a fat dump right now," causing them to groan and roll their eyes. His girlfriend Tina replied, "you are such a nasty dumpeter".
by Chimerichawk August 1, 2012
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Dumpster Digging

When you spend literally hours digging through the definitions on Urban Dictionary to prove to your friends you actually made one on there.
Guy: Dude, okay, I believe you...

Friend: Hold on, I'm about to find it!

Guy: (in head) God, I'd wish he'd stop dumpster digging...
by The Weird Person Smiles June 28, 2012
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dumpster doll

Usually belonging to a woman who has a face of a goddess with the body of a Fukishima whale.

Opposite of a butterface.
Chubby chasers loooooove them some dumpster dolls!
by felixhughes January 13, 2014
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dumpster turkey

Dumpster Turkey is a sex move involving two or more people. It's usually a threesome that involves a chef, massage therapist, and event planner/MBA study. It's an effort to get the massage therapist pregnant.
Suz, the event planner, used to bang Cliff, the chef. Amanda came along and used a turkey baster to get pregant with leftover Suz juices. They had a dumpster turkey child.
by pcrims May 12, 2014
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Dumbassery

Behavior that is repetitively stupid and often damaging to people and property.
"I am sick of Jim's dumbassery! That is the second car he has wrecked this month!"
by Laughingmike May 19, 2014
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