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Digital Shower

Dig'i'tl Show'r adj.- The act of acccidental ejaculation or accidental deflection of semen on ones keyboard while masturbating.
Bro, last night I was jerking it, accidentally slipped my thumb over the tip and gave my computer a digital shower. Oops
by JKJSEW February 25, 2011
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Digital Dance Divide

The digital dance divide refers to the gap between people with effective access to dance games (e.g. Dance Dance Revolution, Just Dance, Dance Party, etc ..) and those with very limited or no access at all. This can be seen in the field during a high school dance where a group of students show great skills in repeating solo dance moves in the game(s) and the rest displaying only rudimentary moves.
This high school dance is lame. Most of the people are just standing there. Just a few Just Dance nerds in the corner, showing off. Must be Digital Dance Divide.
by The Notorious AFG January 25, 2011
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Digital spliff

Hitting a nicotine vape and a thc vape at the same time
Let me hit the digital spliff
The act of hitting a weed pen and tobacco pen at the same time
by Romtuggeri June 3, 2023
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digital grandaddy

someone of a mature nature who has spent most of their life using the internet and I.T. gadgets and likes to think they are an expert in all things technical.
person 1 - 'Hey dude, what happens if I push this button ?'
person 2 - 'No idea dude, go ask the digital grandaddy!!!!'
(person 1 - 'Safe blud')
by Pav M =] December 30, 2008
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Digital Virginity

You are digitally virgin till you have not watched pornography thru digital means i.e internet, DVD, CD, USB key etc
He lost his digital virginity at the age of 14.
by sumitstop May 4, 2018
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frosty digits

When someone that you're texting at first is responsive, but they become distant and not replying anymore
Guy 1: Hey, how's it going with that girl you met at the show last week?

Guy 2: Frosty digits man

Guy 1: that sucks
by SeptemberisGone06 March 2, 2017
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