good hard dicking

The panacea for any problem a woman could possibly face.

"Bethany's parents died last night of carbon monoxide poisoning, she was so devastated that she had a miscarriage! They'd been trying for years, who knows if Jim will ever be able to produce a functional sperm again!"
"Nothing a good hard dicking couldn't fix."

by butterbutmuffins February 15, 2017

dicking around

its when an elderly woman sleeps around profusely.

lukes mom is dicking around with all of his friends

by SLooooooooooob October 29, 2003

Rope Dicking

v. The act of dropping from the ceiling on a rope naked and slapping a person in the face with your penus.

John: That girl deserves a good rope dicking.
Larry: What the fuck?

by kdod October 7, 2012

ducking it

Verb; To take one's hand and arrange it in such a way that the fingers line up and are parallel with the thumb. If done correctly will resemble a duck's beak. "Ducking it" is used to stimulate one's penis in the act of masturbation and induce ejaculation.

I was ducking it all night last night. It was the shit!

by Brian M. aka "nigga" May 20, 2003

Dicking it

Being a dick, usually by inconveniencing others.

Person #1: Yo, did you see Chad knock over that kid's milk?
Person #2: He's really been dicking it lately

by pmikes November 6, 2009

rubber ducking

Used to describe the act of sexual intercourse between two females while using a strap-on for penetration. ie-one form of lesbian sex with the use of toys.

Kristen said to Tiffany, "I can't wait to get you home. You look like you could use a good rubber ducking."

"You rubber ducked me so good last night. Brandon was never that flexible in bed," Sonya said to Jodi.

by Brooklyn Gray December 6, 2011

dicking

broken promise

He's not going to show up. He's dicking!

by saucer August 7, 2003