Infernal Death

Infernal Death is the type of shit you take where when you sit down on the toilet your ass hole explodes and you spray liquid shit all over the bowl. These shits generally last for about 15 to 25 minutes and the whole time you experience a stabbing pain in your stomach. After you have dropped this devastating shit, you will have a sudden appreciation for life.

Guy 1: "Man I'm feeling a liquid shit brewing."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, are you gonna go home and have a firey, infernal death?"
Guy 1: "Yeah probably, I'll send you a snap."
Guy 2: "Fuck that

by RorySmith513 July 29, 2020

magical death spit

Noun

Magical Death Spit is a term referring to venom that a dragon has spat (or whatever is past tense for spit), typically when it is spat at another living thing and kills it. This is a term used a little before given a proper name in the Wings of Fire books, which are books about dragons.

Kinkajou: We were totally losing the battle before Glory shot her magical death spit!

by Monarch727 December 31, 2020

russian death fridge

The Russian Death Fridge better known as the KV2 or Kliment Voroshilov tank, houses a snub nose 152mm howitzer. the Russian Death Fridge couldn't move and fire the gun and the same time because of the weight of snub nose 152mm howitzer. Often when the kv2's tracks were shot out the crew would just ditch the tank because the tank was a sitting duck

I call it the Russian death fridge because one Russian badger world of tanks video were everyone in his twitch chat told him to the Russian death fridge i thought thought about and the kv2's design did look like a fridge

by idk poob? May 7, 2021

existential dead

Taking existential dread one step forward. The feeling when you're in a continuous existential crisis so you just go numb and "die" on the inside.

Just like you experience existential dread you also experience existential dead.

Sophie was in the final year of her STEM course and had realized that she would've been better off studying business but three years of chemistry had killed her on the inside and she was now going through existential dead.

by whackywizard May 27, 2021

The Death Of PornHub

Pornhub oh how you've fallen in one night you had over 6 million videos but then exactly at April 3rd 2:30am you deleted 5 million videos in the span of 2 minutes all because some creedy corporation ratted you out about your actual rape underage porn copyrighted movies and content reposted thousands of times. Millions of people were forced to fondle them selves in google images and other (w e b s i t e s). eventually all that illegal stuff will come back tho. but it will never be the same.

Me: Man I Cant Wait To Jerk Off To My Favorite PornHub Video
*Goes Incognito mode*
*Types In PornHub*
*Clicks On PornHub*
*PornHub: Search 1,000,036 videos...*
*Types In Video Name: Video Dosent Show*
Me: wait no no,no,no No No NO NOOOO (lets out a Darth Vader noooooo)
Me: I guess this is The Death Of PornHub.

by Legobatman2139 June 20, 2021

Near-Deather

Someone who is quite old or advanced in age enough to focus on their death more than their oldness.

To be used against old ageists and others who fail to progress mindsets.

"Don't listen to that near-deather, he doesn't know where or when he is."

"That neardeather over there is dragging me down."

"Those near deathers over their are watching their stocks again."

by mattanaw July 21, 2021

Better dead than red

the wise words of Liberty Prime from the fallout series

''Better dead than red'' -Liberty Prime

by BobDabuilda_Can_we_build_it March 28, 2022