headless dave

where you take a skeleton form a science lab and rip off the head off the skeleton and proceed to skull fuck the shit out of it.

lets do a headless dave while no one is looking

by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022

Demonic dave

When your demonic and your names dave

Doing cosplay
Friend 1: who should I dress as?
Friend 2: demonic dave

by Demonic dave April 23, 2022

Uncle Dave Syndrome (UDS)

The polite way of saying the “r word”. My uncle is crazy and has a tbi so he acts special. When do you something stupid, you say a person has UDS. There are currently 8 patients and no cure.

Bro I can’t believe you stuttered, your Uncle Dave Syndrome (UDS) must be acting up.

by KALYNALTNEL May 26, 2022

Big Dave

A badass motherfucker with a sledgehammer dick who don't take no shit! Whatever you need Big Dave's got it! If it's fucked up Big Dave will make it right or you WILL ACCEPT IT the way it is because Big Dave has declared THIS is how it shall be!

Dude! Did you do that?
No,Big Dave did it. Badass huh?
Hell yeah! How is Big Dave such a badass motherfucker?
I don't know bro...he just is!

by Megustagrandegato July 23, 2022

aussie dave

A foreign male who is unsure of his heritage and regularly changes their origin when in discussions with others.

An Aussie Dave continually uses Australian slang incorrectly and sometimes invents their own slang words ie chucking a sleepy

to refer to sleeping past your alarm

That guy just said he was chucking a sleepy in the morning, typical Aussie Dave.

by Wayne tinman August 16, 2022

Snappy Dave

Someone who may (or may not) turn up and ruin everything.

"I was doing well at work until a Snappy Dave showed up unexpected"

by Cookie_554 October 22, 2022

cheeky Dave

Always sliding into a girls dm’s till she replies “who are you?” No 100 percent means yes. Foot fetish’s are a must from a cheeky Dave.

She was 12 years old mate, you’re such a cheeky dave

by Dogwankers November 1, 2022