People who don't look at explosions, as defined in The Lonely Island's song Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions.
Cool guys don't look at explosions; they blow things up and then walk away. Who's got time to watch an explosion? There's got cool guys errands that they have to walk to.
by MacCoinneach June 29, 2010
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
by Sadie March 17, 2005
Similar to a "Dirty Sanchez" this is when a man takes his finger and slides it between his thigh and nut sack, then applies the film to someone's upper lip, which has a smell similar to Cool Ranch Doritos.
The smell intensifies as the day grows hotter...
The smell intensifies as the day grows hotter...
Harrison: Man, it's pretty fucking hot out today!
Odell: Yea, someone is getting Cool Ranched fo sho.
Harrison: Cool Ranched?
Odell: (performs the devious act on Harrison)
Harrison: Ugh! Sick dude!...yet it does smell like Cool Ranch Doritos! BONUS!
Odell: Yea, someone is getting Cool Ranched fo sho.
Harrison: Cool Ranched?
Odell: (performs the devious act on Harrison)
Harrison: Ugh! Sick dude!...yet it does smell like Cool Ranch Doritos! BONUS!
by teh eXodus June 30, 2009
measuring stick used to rank a person on popularity, points can be gained or lost depending on what you do.
by Will-I-Am April 03, 2005
by William Grandy March 09, 2007
Never needs an introduction. Life of the party. He leads everyone follows. Guys want to be him while their girls try to be with him. The bad boy. The one mom warned you about. The heartbreaker. The backdoor man. The best of most.
by Shanranae August 20, 2018