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Clean breakaway

A clean breakaway is when you only need one to two wipes after taking a dump. Also known as a "healthy poop".
Person 1: "That didn't take long; I thought you had to take a shit?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but it was a clean breakaway, so it only took five minutes."
by DarthXanax June 2, 2017
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Cleanup towel

A towel that someone and/or two people use to cleanup cum that is created when they masturbate and/or have sex.
Guy 1: " Hey, what's that on your sofa?"

Guy 2: "Oh, that's my cleanup towel"
by Mighty Thor 3 September 4, 2017
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Clean Shaven Swag

a form of swag that is obtained upon shaving for the first time in ages; completely transforms an individual inside and out.
IK: Dre has really changed this past week
SS: Must be the Clean Shaven Swag
IK: True dat fam
by Ikhanic September 5, 2017
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Cleanup Pig

A pig that lives in a bathtub and cleans up all messes. His theme song is as follows. “Cleanup Pig, Cleanup Pig, does whatever a Cleanup Pig does. Can he swing from a mop, no he can’t because he’s a pig! Lookout, here comes the Cleanup Pig! (to the tune of the Spider-Man theme)
The Cleanup Pig swung from his mop- only to realize that he actually couldn’t.
by Thatguywhostalks you January 7, 2018
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clean meat

Real meat made through cellular agriculture, without killing animals or wasting antibiotics. Nutrient energy is not distributed to structures like a tail or a face, instead it is all devoted to the product.
Clean meat tastes just like slaughtered meat without the guilt.
by picantepiacente June 17, 2019
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Cleaning

Something parents invented to torture their children, and get an easy way to punish them.
Parent: "Go start cleaning your room!"
Child: "No!"
Parent: "Now or you're grounded!"
Child: "No"
Parent: "You're grounded and have double the amount of chores."
by Lynni4669 February 24, 2020
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Clean Runway

When you take a shit and start wiping, but there’s no feces to wipe up
Guy 1: Damn, that was quick! I thought you said you were pooping?
Guy 2: I was bro, but I had a clean runway.
by kuntloondi March 13, 2020
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