Cool Kathy 

The type of Mom how thinks she is very cool and tries to show kids her hip moves even though she can't dance for her life. She learns all the things of the day from her teenaged children but still doesn't get half of it and has to use Google. When she does learn stuff it is usually months after no one else says it. A Cool Kathy is just a fun-loving nice mother who just can't admit that is no longer cool.

Kathy to kids: " You know what I am a Cool Kathy and you are all Karen's."
{Cool Kathy starts attemting to dance}
The kids who had friends over begin to bash their heads into the table

Cool Kathy by BernieSanders1234 May 11, 2020

Cool shoe shine 

Lyrics from the song “19-2000” by Gorillaz.

Sang by the Gorillaz member, Noodle, Who is usually the guitarist of the band. The lyrics have multiple meanings but It is often quoted inside the fandom as something they wish to acquire or to reference Noodle herself.

Get the cool, get the cool shoe shine!

Cool shoe shine by Narcissus_12 June 6, 2021

cool act 

When you do something you find cool but no one else thinks its cool

"Did you see Maya Schweitzer post herself drinking alcohol?"
"Yea, thats her cool act"

cool act by Kotone! August 23, 2021

cool shoe shine 

when you're bored at work so you go into a bathroom stall and put your foot into the toilet and splash around

i was bored at work so I went into the bathroom for a bit and performed a cool shoe shine until i felt better

cool shoe shine by wurmseven December 31, 2022

cool schmool 

Just to say something’s cool!

It’s also a Bratmobile song (Bratmobile is a riot grrrl/ feminist band)

Guy #1 “I don’t give a shit!”
Girl #2 “cool schmool! Well that’s good because I don’t give a fuck about what you think!”

cool schmool by CrazyCh1ck August 4, 2023

Cool Story Hansel 

Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.

The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"

"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."

"Cool Story Hansel!"

"Thanks, Olaf!"

Cool Story Hansel by Branman515 May 4, 2007

cool hand luke 

to act outside of the conforms of society. To be an outlaw, bad ass, (John Wayne).
In refrence to Paul Newmans Character Luke in the movie Cool Hand Luke who refused to follow the rules of society or prison.

Why can't you just be normal mike, your always acting all cool hand luke and shit.

I'm the only cool hand luke left in this town.

cool hand luke by sleadhead33 January 6, 2008