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closet ho

A girl who is portrayed to be innocent, untouched, quiet, and/or shy but is secretly crazy, adventurous, and sometimes promiscuous, specifically when around the opposite sex (or same sex, depending on the girl's preference).
That quiet girl in our math class is actually a closet ho outside of school, despite her seemingly innocent and naive appearance.
by sarcasticandsweet January 25, 2011
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Closet

Closet (noun)

A cudical enclosed area. The perfect place to hide young children in.
I Mr.Kent hide children my closet.
by Mr.Kent a Saurus December 20, 2017
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closed triangle

A sexual relationship involving three partners, all of whom have sexual contacts with each other. C.f. an open triangle, in which two of the members do NOT have sexual relations with each other.

An obvious attribute of a closed triangle is that at least two of the members must be bisexual or homosexual.
A common sexual fantasy for both men and women is the "closed triangle"; it's appeared as a theme in several novels, including Ernest Hemingway's _The Garden of Eden_. As a literary theme, however, it nearly always ends sadly, perhaps because even in their fantasies writers are bound by plausible expectations.
by Abu Yahya March 21, 2010
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closeting

The act of a guy and a girl going into a closet at their friend's house, in order to get away from the sounds of their other friends getting busy on the futon in the living room. The guy and the girl in the closet then get busy themselves.
Dude, we were closeting to get away from the sound of the two of them dry humping
by Cause of closeting October 11, 2010
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Closet Bro

Any (usually) white American male that attempts, sometimes successfully, to convince everyone around them that they are not a bro, despite a certain and varying penchant for decidedly bro-like activities or beliefs; frequently using sexual experience to demand respect from one's friends, expressing a desire to fight others, an enjoyment and subsequent short-lived obsession with whatever mainstream rap song is currently "hot", open objectification of women, using ability and ever-readiness to drink heavily to assert dominance and respect within a social group, etc. are all telltale signs of a Closet Bro's true nature.

Note: Closet Bros know on some level what they are, and are afraid to admit, perhaps even to themselves, their bro-tendencies. They guard themselves against reality by vehemently proclaiming a hatred for bros; this only serves to aggravate the situation, making their bro-ness even more painfully obvious to their peers.
Example One

Mike: Hey man, I heard you were hanging out with Vanessa. How's that going?

Kyle: Dude, I hit it and quit it. That bitch don't mean sh-

Mike: Closet Bro! You!

Example Two

Dave: So Kyle was giving me a ride home, right? And we're sitting at a stoplight, when all of a sudden he turns on the radio and starts blasting a T Pain song. I just opened my door and got out.

Paul: I always kind of suspected that guy was a bro.
by Pharg March 10, 2009
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Closet Democrats

Registered Republican voters who previously supported Putin’s Pawn but who are so disgusted with the GOP that they will be covertly voting across the board for Democrats in the upcoming elections.
Of course I’m a lifelong Republican but that doesn’t mean I’m not one of the Closet Democrats who will be choosing to vote against fascism!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019
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pussy close-up

A tightly framed shot in porn making, which displays finest pussy details: the labia, the clit, urethra, and vaginal opening.
Pussy close-up is desirable in the end of creampie scene, to show jizz leaking out of vagina
by dildo777 April 6, 2022
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