Somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn't know if there's anyone in there or not.
Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
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Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide
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Artificial closeness is when people who you just met in a short amount of time will trauma dump or will speak about deep and personal stuff to get close to you. When in reality you know nothing about each other.
People do this so they can information out of you;
or they want to speedrun the friend/relationship,
or they're extremely self-destructive.
This is toxic because there is no foundation to the friend/relationship, making it unstable.
People do this so they can information out of you;
or they want to speedrun the friend/relationship,
or they're extremely self-destructive.
This is toxic because there is no foundation to the friend/relationship, making it unstable.
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Austin was convinced Anna was an angel until she slapped him in the face for no apparent reason, that's when he realized she was a closet bitch
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