chocolate midgets

those little chocolate midgets on the show "little chocolateers". they're obviously made of midget chocolate.

hey, look at those chocolate midgets over there. let's crack them open and steal all their midget chocolate.

by midgetfan101 April 26, 2010

white chocolate

A white guy who plays like he's black.

Look at that Steve run. He's another white chocolate!!

by Cracker April 1, 2005

death by chocolate

When two black guys are having sex, and suddenly one of them dies.

Jamal died last night, the cops be sayin it was death by chocolate!

by NigSlayer June 19, 2008

Chocolate Toothbrush

A common act between gay males, when one man's rectum is full of shit the other pummels his anus with his dick, thus getting it covered in chocolate. The first man then kneels down and brushes his teeth with his new chocolate tooth brush

Elliott: Damn man I forgot to bring my toothbrush to this man only sleepover

Robbie: Dont worry Kingy wait till you need to shit then I'll give you a chocolate toothbrush

Elliott: Thanks mate, I love it when you slam into my arse

by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009

chocolate doghouse

After dumping a huge load of shit in the john, you jam a girls head in the toilet and fuck her in the butt. when you are about to blow your load you pull her head up and go in her mouth, punch her in the face and then give her a swirly.

I gave monica a nasty chocolate doghouse last night, and then she puked on me.

by Feason February 1, 2007

Chocolate LeClair

an unspeakable sexual act to only be preformed by professionals

last night i tried the chocolate leclair on a chick and we both ended up in the ER

by billisan September 25, 2008

chocolate turkey

When a person visiting for the holidays turns the water off to the toilet and flushes to leave the bowl dry. They then leave a large fecies in the bowl, shut the lid and walk away.

While visiting my girlfriends parents for the holidays I left them a chocolate turkey 15 minutes before we departed.

by Englebert November 10, 2008