joseph the carrot boy

a boy that looks like a carrot

you:man he is such a joseph the carrot boy!

by weirdoripedjeans January 29, 2019

Carrot Man

A figment of your imagine even though its real

“Rin we just saw Carrot Man?”
“I fucking hate you”

by Regurk April 16, 2021

Windy carrots

Throwing blind punches with no technique.

Throwing windies

“The silly cunt just started throwing windy carrots at everyone in sight”

by Teddyravish December 1, 2020

Eating the carrot

A way to say you a frustrated/fed up with something

Omg, have you seen how long this line is??
Yes!! I’m going to be eating the carrot soon!

by ScaryLadyLove January 30, 2023

mouth carrot

A nerdy ass cat bitch who gets Id'd at the tarvern on a Friday night what a loser.

Oooh wow mouth carrot...... what a loser

by Analbeard May 19, 2018

Purple carrot marinara

To tie ones penis or clitoris up with a string until it turns purplish and taking a cheese grater to it till it creates a "sauce".
Different sides of the cheese grater for different consistency, season for added flavor and serve on your favorite dish or face.

Purple carrot marinara sauce: fresh made

Johnny wanted to make his home made dish for Sarah but didn't have spice for his purple carrot marinara.

by Istabu2day April 6, 2022

carrot rot

carrot rot that hobos will eat

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot
joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

by ;-; h e l p October 15, 2020