When a person is afflicted by stomach cramps indicating an urgent need to "take the Browns to the Superbowl" and they do not make it to the nearest lavatory in time, thus soiling themselves, any carpet (or other floor coverings) they are standing on and any bystanders.
Officer Worker 1: "What's up with Jeff? He's grey in the face and looks like he's been stabbed in the guts!"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"
by Welsh Guy July 12, 2018
Get the Carpet Bombingmug. by AngelicFarmer November 6, 2016
Get the Magic Green Carpetmug. Carpet Hoes
(noun, slang)
Definition:
A term used to describe sex workers who operate indoors, especially in upscale environments like hotel lobbies, casinos, or convention centers — often in cities like Las Vegas. “Carpet” refers to the plush flooring in such venues, distinguishing them from street-based workers.
(noun, slang)
Definition:
A term used to describe sex workers who operate indoors, especially in upscale environments like hotel lobbies, casinos, or convention centers — often in cities like Las Vegas. “Carpet” refers to the plush flooring in such venues, distinguishing them from street-based workers.
Example:
“We weren’t even in the casino five minutes before the carpet hoes were circling our table.”
“We weren’t even in the casino five minutes before the carpet hoes were circling our table.”
by conbrochillman June 7, 2025
Get the Carpet hoesmug. look at the fat chick with the shirt on that says "cutie"... seriously?
you see that dude's shoes? didn't know they still made L.A. Gear!!!
Sam and I were at the bar the other night, and we were red carpeting everyone that came through the door...
you see that dude's shoes? didn't know they still made L.A. Gear!!!
Sam and I were at the bar the other night, and we were red carpeting everyone that came through the door...
by knowledgeborn March 8, 2012
Get the red carpetingmug. When consuming too much of particular substances containing high quantities of dried out weed or cannabis the person feels like on a flying carpet...
Also the victim may be turned on...
Also the victim may be turned on...
ME : I'm warning you, the flying carpet trick is not for home practise...
YOU : relax I know what I'm doing...
(next day)
YOU : hay man, why didn't you tell me that you could fall on the ground...?
YOU : relax I know what I'm doing...
(next day)
YOU : hay man, why didn't you tell me that you could fall on the ground...?
by S p I T F i r E August 10, 2007
Get the flying carpet trickmug. The thing that you sleep on after you see spencer and declen dancing on a light pole in Denmark after the roman empire invades Germany after has taken over Canada in ww3 does not define the rug it will be your end...
Carpet of spencer
by Josh but not him but japan November 9, 2022
Get the Carpetmug. the act of crawling around on the floor, spun out, looking for drugs that might’ve been dropped- typically methamphetamine
by lilb05 July 29, 2025
Get the carpet crawlingmug.