Dirt cannon

Synonym for asshole.

Brandon fires his dirt cannon after violent coitus.

by ALCsurvivor May 23, 2016

Cannon Dukie

When you take a hit the second before you fall into the water.

“I took a sick cannon dukie at the pool yesterday!”

by HyperGod February 7, 2021

Cartoon Cannon

What happens to your penis and balls when you've been swimming in cold water. Similar to pool-noodle.

Tom: Damn that water is cold. It looks like a cartoon cannon down there.

by JimVT October 14, 2010

Cannon

A pretty cool guy who does his best to do the right thing.

Person 1: Hey look it's Cannon again.
Person 2: He's pretty cool.

by 7438793479837 April 10, 2022

Loading the Cannon

A term used in reference to the act of sounding. Loadint the cannons specifically notates using an onject witha notable diameter, but a short length. Such as a AA battery. To load the cannon one usually inserts the object into the urethra until it is fully encompased in the urethra.

I was loading the cannon last night, dude it burnt so good!

by 1818551 February 10, 2024

tom cannon

tom cannon is a cool and awesome guy who buns weed and lives life on the edge but can be kind and nice to the right girl

tom cannon is a bunner

by bob farlin November 30, 2013

Portugese cannon

The act of haveing sex and shooting ur kidney stone into her pussy.

Last night I gave that bitch the ol portugese cannon

by Deeznutz and sideshow_matt January 5, 2022