Jeff-"Oh man! Did you hear about Jonny? I heard he pulled a Hooker death choke!"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"
by death choke enthusiast January 20, 2016
Aggressively jerking off.
by JustaStoner January 14, 2020
An all to familiar feeling for fans of anything Minnesota, in which whatever you cheer for inevitably falls apart.
The TWolves were the most recent example of the Minnesota Choke.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.
by Mr Duckets August 06, 2024
by Mr Duckets August 06, 2024
The act of choking out your partner then dunking your balls in hot sauce and pineapple juice then gently dunking them in there mouth until regaining consciousness
by BigPanda3456 March 10, 2023
The act of choking out your partner then dunking your balls in hot sauce and pineapple juice then gently dunking them in there mouth until regaining consciousness
by BigPanda3456 March 10, 2023
"I was ocular choking the fuck out of Jenny last night then my fingers came up all red."
"Poor Jenny."
"Poor Jenny."
by Yulio's Urethra August 12, 2017