nose treatment

When someone snorts semen off a surface

She's gonna give me such a mind blowing nose treatment

by Lizmfrussell September 27, 2017

kebab nose

When someone has a nose that from the side profile view, appears to have a dent/notch/ridge/chunk missing from the nose, in between the bridge and the nostrils. This unfortunate dysfigurement was caused by a tragic accident; during which the person was running to get a kebab from the kebab van before they closed. But the owners of the kebab van could see them coming towards the van. They saw how fat the person was, and panicked that they would eat them out of stock if they put in an order. To prevent this, the staff quickly tried to close the shutter of the kebab van before they reached it. Unfortunately as the person reached the kebab van in the last few seconds tried to put in an order for a kebab just as the shutter was being closed violently, the shutter closed violently on their nose, crushing their nose between the shutter door and the counter of the kebab van. For this reason, this type of nose is known as kebab nose.

"Bit of a kebab nose over there"

by newdawn23 December 31, 2016

bu nose

A word to describe a nose that is flared out at the end. Most commonly seen in African-American people. Otherwise known as "shotgun nose".

Woah, that kid has a bu nose.

by horny laundry basket September 26, 2019

Nose hose

Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.

When he was little, Shep’s nose hoses would always range from slow drip to geyser.

by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

nosing around

to search for something (such as private or hidden information) in usually a quiet or secret way

She caught him nosing around in her papers/office.

by sfasa September 29, 2020

max nose

When your nose gets fucked up from talking lots of bullshit.

Guy talking to friend - “I fs heelflipped that road gap.”

Friend - “Bullshit...be careful man you don’t wanna get max nose from telling lies. You won’t be able to sneeze properly”

by Kid Creepy May 12, 2020

Nose-scasm

An orgasmic feeling you get when you pick the scabs on the inside of your nose.

Nose-scasm's are the only things that get me through watching an episode of Keeping Up With The Karshitians.

by jomasi March 4, 2015