Turnip Fucker

One who uses a turnip to derive sexual pleasure in one of three ways.
1. Cutting a sufficient hole into a turnip to allow simulation of a desired orafice permitting the insertion of the penis.
2. Inserting a turnip into one's anus, simulating anal sex.
3. Inserting a turnip into the vagina to simulate a desired organ, usually a penis.

Harold drunkenly explained his sordid life a social Turnip Fucker.

by Elfonzo January 15, 2003

Uncle Fucker

A person who fucks his/her uncle andit is on"South Park Bigger,Longer,and Uncut" sung by Terrence and Phillip.

You don't work or mow your lawn.
You fuck your uncle all night long.

by Gonads Hahahahaha April 3, 2004

cousin fucker

Someone who has sex with or marries their cousin or other close relations.

That nasty woman had sex with her husband's brother. What a cousin fucker.

by cherls March 30, 2009

fuckered up

extraordinarily intoxicated by any means

Joe found out the hard way that mixing pills and booze can get you fuckered up way too fast.

by EviLCorey September 10, 2003

goat fucker

An older man, usually in a position of power, that is exceeding cheap. Will often go out of his way to gain money from people under him.

I cleaned that apartment up like a Super 8 motel, and that goat fucker of a landlord that owns half the town screwed me out of my deposit.

by wolf lungs January 18, 2009

finger fucker

One who practices in sexual activity using their finger. Either by giving the "two finger salute" or the "two in the pink, one in the stink" methods.

A finger fucker can fuck either males or females as both have pleasure holes.

OMG!!!! That chick tried to finger fuck my ass while sucking my dick!!!! She is a dirty finger fucker.

by Apples for the man January 13, 2009

Pillow Fucker

Imagine you're having missionary sex with a guy and he's not kissing you or paying any attention to you whatsoever. Rather, he's got his grunting face buried into a pillow while he uses you for a fuck bag.

Ew, I feel so cheap after having sex with that pillow fucker last night.

by HillyD August 12, 2007