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donut buffer

While double penetrating a girl you use a donut as a buffer so your balls don't touch each other. glazed donut
Don't forget Dylan, If we use a donut buffer it's not gay. glazed donut
by erox September 20, 2016
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spliff buffet

A gathering where Marijuana is available in abundance, and encouraged to be smoked indooors.
Dude come thru to Marks, it's a goddamn spliff buffet up in here.
by Rig James September 13, 2016
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Jimmy Buffeting

Regular, and often painful, oscillation of the male gonads most often caused by sexual intercourse.
He was rogering her so hard, he got a severe case of Jimmy Buffeting.
by Erwin Buzz November 18, 2016
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raisin buffet

when 4 or more of elderly women of age 70 and plus, engaging in any sexual acts with a male to achieve orgasm. However, if the male is aroused through his prostate in order to achieve orgasm it is then considered the Atl buffet.
Dude, too bad you missed out on the raisin buffet last night. Mildred, was insane.
by madmaximo December 28, 2016
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butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 5, 2017
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love buffer

It means something preventing you from experiencing sexual pleasure fully, for example, a condom.
A: I don't need no love buffer.
B: Then you don't get to f*ck me.
by PointTH June 17, 2017
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Sexual Buffet

All day, all night - a sexual buffet is a place for finger biscuits, party rings and flan.
Do anything tonight? Yeh i'm off for a sexual buffet ;)
by singinintheshower July 11, 2017
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