sorry buddy

Interjection for expressing apologies to a close person.

Sorry buddy, I am sorry dude, sorry for that.

by viruskimera February 6, 2014

Pocket Buddy

A small sized human friend that fits in your pocket. Usually someone so adorable that you just want to shrink them down and keep them.

Brianna: Oh my gosh, Leo is so cute! I just want to have him as a pocket buddy!

by BrockBryan April 26, 2014

masterbation buddy

A person who you text about masterbating while masterbating while they masterbate too.

Jon is my masterbation buddy. He texts me when he masterbates so that i will materbate too.

by karactre August 26, 2014

bus buddy

It's basically friends with benefits!!!

Hey do you want to be my bus buddy
Sure when do we shag

by The sickest minded guy August 14, 2016

Exit buddy

A person or partner to whom you need in order to exit a building or an area safely.

"Do you have your exit buddy?"

by Flippers de Foxx December 25, 2017

Morning Buddy

A person who you sleep with to then wake up with in the morning to have sex with

Jessica: Yeah last night I had Jake over as a Morning Buddy and god I love waking up to him going down on me
Brooklyn: God I'll have to invite him over to be my Morning Buddy sometime

by M4H4 July 8, 2020

Bumper Sticker Buddhism

Succinct spiritual phrase supposedly attributed to a wide range of so-called spiritual leaders or guru such as, e.g., Eckhart Tolle, Deepak Chopra, Ghandi, Dalai Lama or Jesus that offer a shortcut to enlightened consciousness. They are often posted as a status on Facebook or in public toilets. Examples of Bumper Stickers Buddhism
- “The secret of life is to use our energy to welcome the new and to put to rest the old – Abraham Lincoln”

- “Try not to expect anything so that everything will come to you – Elvis”

- “You are where you need to be and to be in the be, is being a free bee – Plato”

I’m tired of your bumper sticker Buddhism

I’ve been to see my massage therapist and had to hear her bumper sticker Buddhism for an hour.

by Potimarron October 5, 2013