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bob jon

When a girl is sleeping, you stick your balls in her mouth, then take a picture, mail it to her three days later, and on the back you write "You got bob jon'd Bitch!"
Oh my God! I just got bob jon'd!!!!!!
by Fat Fuckerrrrr January 10, 2009
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Butt Bobbing

Butt plug play. Hallmarked by repeated insertion and extraction of a large, stretching butt plug. This action eventually renders the recipient with pronounced anal gape.
I was butt bobbing Louise last night. Man she was gapped.

I was so open after the butt bobbing that he fisted me to the elbow.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
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Bob McBob

by Urmomiaapotato November 10, 2018
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bob and weave

Refers to a man who has such an extraordinary weave that they refer to not only him but also his hair as well.
His hair is so sick that they have to refer to it and make sure people know that bob AND his weave are coming over to the house.
--Trivia--
The weave is not commonly worn by people named 'Bob'.
Bob is a very white name, and weaves are generally kind of an ethnic hairpiece.
"Are Bob and Weave both gonna be be at the party tonight?"
"Bob AND his weave are both coming over to the party."
"Yo, Dude! Jeff and Pompadour are coming over!"
Person A: "Bob."
Person B: "Hold up, is he gonna be bringing his weave too?"
Person A: "Bob doesn't go anywhere without his weave, dude."
by BigChugnite June 12, 2021
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Pedlow Bob

The shadiest and dodgiest person in the known universe. His real name is Gary, and where he got the name 'Pedlow Bob' from is anyone's guess. Wears a trench-coat and flings it open at passer-bys; no-one knows what is contained inside which Pedlow Bob seems to find so interesting.
Pedlow Bob: 'Argh! Pedlow Bob!!!'
Ben: 'Go away Gary'
by Enemy April 15, 2005
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bob prickle

A very sexy cacti with a good sense of humor.
Is dating Keem at the time.
by TaylorToast March 30, 2008
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Bob Normal

1.) A person who is normal to the
point of being boring,
dull, or uncreative.

2.) A serious conformist, to the
point of being very afraid to be
different.
He is such a Bob Normal, he
thinks he has to conform to
all the societal norms, he
won't allow himself to have
any fun at all.
by Ibly Piblo July 7, 2006
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