Blonde cancer is a type of cancer where you're blonde when you're born but you're not anymore. That's blonde cancer. If you're naturally blonde that means you have prolonged blonde cancer. Blonde cancer affects millions of Americans worldwide. It's most common in video game characters who are useless and irrelevant to any sort of plot or are incredibly stupid.
by Koki~kun December 20, 2020
johnny: Fred has a blond bisexual bridesmaid
Fred: dude I'm right here
Kelly: My daddy always said, if you're good at something, never do it for free
Fred: dude I'm right here
Kelly: My daddy always said, if you're good at something, never do it for free
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by Peeepee slayer November 09, 2020
by Peeepee slayer November 09, 2020
A dumb blonde bitch is a girl who is very thick and has blonde hair. Often short little gremlins who will steal your food as they are fat. Makes a good friend, probably has autism, not the best at maths.
by rizzlerskibiddigyatt May 30, 2024