beef curtainitis

general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.

paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.

by vulvahammer July 9, 2010

Beef Curtains

The lips of a female's vagina.

After I got that chick drunk, I took her to my house and spread her beef curtains.

by Oliver Clozeoff July 7, 2007

beef stick

A large stick of tasty beef, usually with some type of cream filling

Bob decided to whip out his big tasty beef stick for samantha

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003

fuckin' beef

A fat person who is extremely overweight or just a common insult between friends.

Craig you gonna do some house work you fuckin' beef you've sat there all day.

Dan isn't eric a fuckin' beef hes such a fat bastard.

by DDPRO September 11, 2005

Beef slit

Synonym of vagina.

Similar to beef curtains.

I really want to stick my pork sword in her beef slit.

Her beef slit was dripping with gravy after I finished with her.

by TedTrippin March 11, 2010

Hucking Beef

To catch large amounts of air while either snowboarding, surfing, skating, etc.

To pull a sick new-school trick (e.g. double back-flip, cab 720, anything gnarly...)

"There's a nasty pic of me hucking beef at Mt Bachelor..."

"He hucked straight beef off of that kicker..."

by BoneShaft December 18, 2009

beef doukerton

A particularly large or immpressive dump or poop that is reminisecnt of a large beef dish.

Wow, that was one hell of a beef doukerton.

by psizzle93 January 28, 2009