beef curtainitis

general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.

paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.

by vulvahammer July 08, 2010

Beef Curtains

The lips of a female's vagina.

After I got that chick drunk, I took her to my house and spread her beef curtains.

by Oliver Clozeoff June 03, 2007

beef stick

A large stick of tasty beef, usually with some type of cream filling

Bob decided to whip out his big tasty beef stick for samantha

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003

fuckin' beef

A fat person who is extremely overweight or just a common insult between friends.

Craig you gonna do some house work you fuckin' beef you've sat there all day.

Dan isn't eric a fuckin' beef hes such a fat bastard.

by DDPRO August 30, 2005

Beef Lizard

Arm day is the only day because you will never meet your Skype girlfriend in real life. Goes to car meets with fake Yeezys and 2009 Justin Bieber hair cut. Watches porn too much. Big upper body, small lower body; especially the penis.

“You are such a fuckin Beef Lizard.” “I sure would hate to be a Beef Lizard.” “Shut up, Beef Lizard.”

by beeflizardman November 24, 2019

beef confessions

The amount of cheap hotdogs consummed in one sitting leading to self guilt and ultimate confession of consumptions 2 days later. Leading to a string case of lifetime hotdog fingers.

Kim had a serious serious "beef confessions" from last weekend.

by Raddish123 November 27, 2013

beef witted

A stupid person. Mentally challenged.

Due to some stupid beef witted person, the children's nativity has been cancelled this year.

by Toptonychick September 04, 2021