Beef Olives

An alternative name for Testicles in polite company.

Oh, Yes! Lana loves to pop those Beef Olives in her mouth!

by Dave has skills May 4, 2018

Cheap Beef

People who claim to be anti-establishment, but who are in fact just parroting ideas and information they don't understand.

Billy Bob called Chris a "Sheep" for wearing a mask in a grocery store, so Chris called BillyBob "Cheap Beef", recognizing that Billy Bob only refuses to wear a mask because it's what his friends do.

by Wilster November 11, 2021

beef curtainitis

general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.

paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.

by vulvahammer July 9, 2010

Beef Curtains

The lips of a female's vagina.

After I got that chick drunk, I took her to my house and spread her beef curtains.

by Oliver Clozeoff July 7, 2007

beef stick

A large stick of tasty beef, usually with some type of cream filling

Bob decided to whip out his big tasty beef stick for samantha

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003

fuckin' beef

A fat person who is extremely overweight or just a common insult between friends.

Craig you gonna do some house work you fuckin' beef you've sat there all day.

Dan isn't eric a fuckin' beef hes such a fat bastard.

by DDPRO September 11, 2005

Beef slit

Synonym of vagina.

Similar to beef curtains.

I really want to stick my pork sword in her beef slit.

Her beef slit was dripping with gravy after I finished with her.

by TedTrippin March 11, 2010