Thirsty cow

1. Someone who likes to own, earn, save and gain a lot of money

Synonym: Gold digger, greedy, spoilt and Mr. Krabs

E.g. "you can't expect me to not work this week, I am a very thirsty cow"

by sallyhally October 26, 2017

cow towel

When a black towel is spotted due to an excess amount of cum.

Friend 1: Man, I went into Bill's bathroom and his cow towel was INSANE!
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: A cum stained towel

by Jaggerz February 25, 2017

wooly cow

The most adorable animal known to man, they are also known as Highland Cows, and are a breed of cow native to the scottish highlands and the Outer Hebrides islands of Scotland. They are known to have large horns and a long wooly coat, and a gentle friendly nature. Their milk is rich (though not as much as Elon) and has a high butterfat content, and they are primarily a beef breed. Being a very hardy breed, they can survive in a wide variety of environments, such as the highlands they are from and the odd hellish area known by some as Trump's America. Along with this, the females concieve quickly and the bulls are aggressive and durable breeders, some starting as soon as 13 months old, though it is typically suggested not to record this, as it may be considered CP.

Joe - "Have you seen Sue's wooly cows?"
Mark - "Yeah, not a fan."
*Mark has been deemed a soulless freak.*

by Jeff_139 November 2, 2020

Horny Cow

When you are getting a handjob and you fart and nut at the same time.

We were having a good time when suddenly he did the Horny Cow and ruined everything.

by Efhanwaltodn January 23, 2021

deploy the cows

When the cow go raid a slaughter house to free the bois

Cow 1:Ight where we landin
Cow 2: Moooooooooo!
Cow 3: bruh
Cow 1: ight slaughter house it is
Cow 3: its is what it is
Cow 2: moooooooooo!
truck driver: ight deploy the cows!

by I LIKE UR CUT G EEEEE October 26, 2020

Skinny Cow

A man who takes more than he gives. He is stingy and a withholding man who could potentially just not have it to give. More often, he just enjoys being cheap. He is often a greedy man who intends on taking more than he gives to a woman. He’s crafty and manipulative for someone who has nothing to offer.

Wow! Jelani and Scott are such a skinny cow. Look at how they use women’s time and energy without it being on their dime.

by Ángel De Jade December 31, 2020

Henry the cow

The deceased cow owned by TommyInnit. Death: 4/2/2020

Person 1: Do you miss henry the cow

Person 2: No lol

by Ackhimer April 3, 2021