arse bastard

Noun, A male Homosexual

Andrew has sex with males, that makes him an arse bastard

by surfsquid October 12, 2007

sad bastards

People who spend all day posting (especially threads) on NME.com's forum instead of working.

Everyone on NME.com (especially Screwy) are sad bastards

by donny osmonds mums gorilla December 21, 2006

taco bastard

Is a term used to describe a person of hispanic origin, typically can be found workin in fast food places such as taco bell etc etc.

This persons typical clothing is that of a poncho and sambraro.

Their skin looks like they havent washed to give them a dark brown apperance.

They can also become slightly emotional under the influence of alcohol.

an example can be found in any taco bell

"hey look at that stupid taco bastard"

" he looks like he doesnt shower"

by taco bastard man January 01, 2010

pasty bastard

Looking like john king especially during the winter time

John is the pastiest bastard i have ever seen in my life.

by sudak sudam January 23, 2005

Bastard Boy

A Boy/Man Who Thinks That He Is Always Right When In Fact Is Wrong Most Of The Time.

Bastard Boy -- Mark Farrington & Co.

by Kaydee-Yuli February 13, 2009

Wack Bastard

Common insult, usually partaining to a man.

Johnny, you wack bastard, I oughta smack you in the mouth!

by Alan May 09, 2004

bastard cat

a feline, typically overweight, who, when manipulated to perform human actions or display human physical traits, becomes extremely irritable

Look at that bastard cat with the sweater on, looking like he's playing piano.

by BastardCat December 04, 2009