baseball nap

a short period of sleep usually induced by an already tired state and accompanied by a baseball game playing on television.

I was still pretty tired from the night before, so I just turned on the game and took a baseball nap on the couch. Similar to a golf nap

by PeterCotton September 20, 2010

Base bunny

A girl that lives near or on military bases. Their main objective is to become pregnant and "live the good life" as a military wife

Look at all those base bunny's ready to party

by cowboysfan August 1, 2008

thirteenth base

having sex with your partner's corpse after they reach twelfth base

I fucked this chick to death, and then I went to thirteenth base with her.

by 69Dildozer69 August 10, 2009

kiss a baseball boy day

on october 25, girls it is your day to kiss a baseball boy ;)

hey baseball boy, it’s kiss a baseball boy day let’s make out

by ogmanghoe October 20, 2019

Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.

CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.

by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005

91st base

The act of having sex with Marilyn Monroe, Michael Jackson, Lil B, Chuck Norris, LeBron James, Shrek, and Hillary Clinton in that exact order whilst simply walking into Moridor, confirming Half-Life 3, and proving that Tupac Shakur is alive, again, in that exact order.

Guy: Dude, Half-Life 3 is coming out!
Other Guy: No way... unless... oh shit... don't tell me...
Guy: Yep. Jimmy reached 91st base last night.
Other Guy: IMPOSSIBLE. One does not simply walk into Moridor.

by DrCEO July 22, 2014

3.5th base

When a woman gives you a blowjob,see 3rd base, however doesn't allow you to cum and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with you(4th base). Once again, she comes to the point when you are almost about to ejaculate, and then hops off and leaves you. Also see blue balls

Milton: FUCK MAN, my balls hurt so bad!

Aziz: Why?

Milton: This bitch I was fuckin' yesterday got me to 3.5th base. I'm so pissed off.

Aziz: Oh dudeLOL, that sucksLOL.

by Suicide_Nacho August 27, 2008