cake badger

A person with abnormally large front teeth that occasionally enjoys chewing asshole.

"Did you see how Kim was walking? Kanye must be the ultimate Cake Badger"

by ARCWhite May 8, 2014

badger badger badger

a video about ... a bunch of badgers

badger badger badger... mushroom mushroom

by Jigger February 26, 2005

bangem

Slang term for Jacksonville, Florida. Duval county.

"Yo, you hear 'bout those niggas from Miami coming up here and getting shot? Haha. Thats why they call us the bangem."

by Rayquon July 31, 2006

baner

1. more obsolete, destructive, woeful
2. more of a source of harm and ruin

It is NO COINCIDENCE that John Boehner's name is pronounced "baner" (btw, the alternative pronunciation is "boner" :-)

by tifosa September 26, 2010

crisco and badgers

an unusual sex act, usually the result of a bender. the badgers are usually embarrased and never quite the same again!

Little Miss Slutty Pants went on a bender and the next day photographs of her with crisco and badgers ended up in the local paper. Her friends suggested she stay away from the
Zoo !

by NightWolf777 June 7, 2007

badger poison

Slang definition for ejaculatory fluid, derived from the Cinemax After Dark series Co-Ed Confidential.

Lisa was duped into giving Peter head at Bible Camp after he told her he was bit by a badger on his penis. He asked her to suck all of the badger poison out, and she totally did.

by Grundoid June 12, 2008

badgermole

A fictional creature in Avatar: the Last Airbender which is a cross between a badger and a mole. They are large, blind animals which were known to be the first earthbenders. They prey on wolfbats and are fond of music. When Toph Bei Fong was a young child, she ran away and hid in a cave, which was where she met them and was taught earthbending.

"I learned from badgermoles. They don't talk, but they're still good teachers." -Toph

by toph bei fong is awesome May 24, 2011