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Bois Bande

A popular drink in St Lucia that has been traditionally used for many years to restore sexual vitality, increase sperm count, and give men the hard of their life.
Garson where the Bois Bande? I have a date tonight.
by Disqus2.0 May 8, 2022
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Wando Band

The best band in the ~great~ state of South Carolina, and the only one that consistently whoops everyone's asses at state competition, even though they only go every other year. Other bands in South Carolina hate them, but its really just a projection of jealousy :/....

The band is comprised of 30% cool people, 69% idiots and weirdos, and 1% complete nimrods with B.O. complexes. The cool people, however, are always extremely nice and are always down for a chat. So if you approach a Wando Band member at a competition, or after you break ranks, there's a 3/10 chance you'll approach someone worth having a conversation with.
"Ugh is that a Wando Band kid?"

"Yeah I think it is"
"Ugh I hate them"
"Its probably because you don't practice"
by baaaapXD April 30, 2020
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band cult

people who are in the highest band in their school
by mr.denden February 25, 2021
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Jazz Band

Ultimately the best extracurricular ever. Imagine 20 dude/ettes all standing around each other for a couple hours a week playing the romantic style of music. Hell yeah. Under the hot stage lights for 3 to 4 hours at a time sweating your uniforms off making your instrument shiny. What’s there not to love?
Hey man, did you see that Jazz band?
Heck yeah man! They’re hot!
Hey man, it’s jazzman.
by Yoinks there’s Scoob December 29, 2019
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Band Nerdbags

Sweaty, gross smelling band kids who dedicate their life to marching like ants, or playing dated pop songs at pep rallies. Ones who proudly sport any and all band merch. Dog tags, jackets, t-shirts. They never forget to lube up their instruments, but they always forget deodorant. They carry their instruments with them like trophies while everyone else severely judges them. They're confident in themselves, but they really shouldn't be.
"Those Band Nerdbags are stinking up the gym again!"
"Who left their clarinet in the urinal! Must have been one of those band nerdbags.."
"Look at those band nerdbags playing Confident by Demi Lovato! That song was released in 2015!
by viripien April 15, 2023
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Band Person

If Its a person...

-takes home their instrument to "practice" and comes to band practice and being shook and thinking about death when noticing that they didn't "practice".
- with a trumpet, is a person that is very cocky and obnoxious.

-that plays flute, they are highly depressed cause they can't hear themselves. And people calling them "tooty toot players"
-with a clarinet, is a clumsy person always dropping their reeds and always squeekin squeekin
- with a saxophone is just a car making traffic with their kind during class.

- with a trombone, they just love hitting people in the head and they sound like passing cars that are loud.

-with a Baritone just think they are a mini tuba.
- with a bari sax is just a Spongebob alarm clock.
- that plays drums, just bang bang and make fun of the people who need to breathe to play
Normal Person: I forgot to do homework! Can I copy yours???
Band Person: I didn't do it. I was busy practicing. (Actually did it)

min later in band

Band Person: *comes in*
Band Director: *looks*
Band Person 0-0 *walks out* nope.

another ex.

Flute: *practices scale*
Trumpet: *plays loud next to them*
Flute: CAN YOU NOT I CANT HEAR MYSELF!!
Trumpet: Even if I wasn't here you still wouldn't hear yourself
Flute: SIR!!!
Band Director: DON'T INTERRUPT ME IN MY ANIME EPISODE
by a tooty toot player February 7, 2020
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Billion Band

A band whose most popular song on Youtube has over one billion views.
Ex. 1: Twenty One Pilots is a billion band, its most viewed song has 1.4 billion views on Youtube
Ex. 2: Imagine Dragons is not a billion band, its most viewed song has 940 million views on Youtube
by LoL Champion Definitions August 17, 2018
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