Ashley: Excited for your date tonight?
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯
Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯
Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....
by The AB Finagler May 03, 2019
The act of defecating into two plastic cups, taping them together, and mailing it to someone as a joke, the bagel boy is traditionally crafted with two red plastic cups that can found at local retailers such as Walmart, price chopper, ect. It is intentionally inscribed with black sharpie. displaying misleading promises of wealth, or grandeur encouraging the recipient to incise the mysterious artifact only for them to find that they have received the sarcophagus of a fat juicy log that awaits to be awakened from it's eternal slumber. It fills the nostrils of it's victim with a devastating, and fowl stench that will cause grievous, and potentially fatal harm.
Officer 1: The victim doesn't appear to have received any physical trauma, and medical records show that they were in good health.
Officer 2: Indeed, how peculiar. However, it does appear that the victim received a mysterious package prior to their untimely demise, it appears to contain an object constructed with two plastic cups, and some tape.
Officer 1: Wait, did you say two plastic cups, and some tape? My God, the bagel boy... it's real!
Officer 3: Hey guys, the lab test came back. It appears the victim consumed a beverage containing antifreeze.
Officer 1: BAGEL BOY!!!
Officer 2: Indeed, how peculiar. However, it does appear that the victim received a mysterious package prior to their untimely demise, it appears to contain an object constructed with two plastic cups, and some tape.
Officer 1: Wait, did you say two plastic cups, and some tape? My God, the bagel boy... it's real!
Officer 3: Hey guys, the lab test came back. It appears the victim consumed a beverage containing antifreeze.
Officer 1: BAGEL BOY!!!
by DavidDavisfromOzanamschool September 23, 2023
A brown bagel is when your partner shuts and covers their vagina with it. Then you proceed to eat them out
by Daddyuwuyesplease February 23, 2019
This word, Bagel Brain is Battle Fore BFDI Donut (BFDI)’s Nickname be a here
Example (Clip be BFB 8)
Donut:You know the drill! I, Bagel Brain, will be your host!
Lollipop:Hahahahaha. You're actually using my nickname?
Donut: Hey shut up, it’s a habit!
Example (Clip be BFB 8)
Donut:You know the drill! I, Bagel Brain, will be your host!
Lollipop:Hahahahaha. You're actually using my nickname?
Donut: Hey shut up, it’s a habit!
Used be A battle for bfb be knowing battle for dream island season 4 be Episode 8 be called be “Questions Answered“. Of one scene be saying a here be word.
Reused be A fandom be copy and paste, and be bfdi is owned by jacknjellify (be A Cary Huang)
BFB is season 4a be clip is here 1:21 Is be word.
Bagel Brain! 🥯🧠
Reused be A fandom be copy and paste, and be bfdi is owned by jacknjellify (be A Cary Huang)
BFB is season 4a be clip is here 1:21 Is be word.
Bagel Brain! 🥯🧠
by Greyisblack666 August 09, 2024
by Leftsockguy November 14, 2021
by worldwide4445 June 01, 2022
Bagel rizz is something only a stupid mf named Samad would attempt to pull off. It includes the act of offering to buy a bitch a bagel in hopes to pipe. Bagel rizz has a 0% success rate and always ends in being laughed at in public.
by DontBeatWomenPlz May 06, 2024