by worldwide4445 June 01, 2022
Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!
M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over
M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over
by Dumass EN January 25, 2010
Boy who often wears a NFL hoodie. Had brown hair and blue eyes. Is highly annoying . And looks like a packrat.
The seaa bagel is in the water
by marla johnson May 15, 2017
A freshly baked bagel, with or without cream cheese, toasted for sexual satisfaction. Warmed for your pleasure.
Tim brought out the bag of bagels, toasted one, pulled his pants down, and put himself inside his pleasure bagel.
by NiceWaters October 24, 2015
Friends "How Bout Them Bagels"
You "WTF does that mean"
Proceeded to have an hour long argument on the meaning
There is no meaning
You "WTF does that mean"
Proceeded to have an hour long argument on the meaning
There is no meaning
by Kdog September 26, 2024
The very best name for a beagle. Objectively the best one to give to a beagle due to it being a very similar word to beagle. And if your beagle was previously called “Beagle” before having a name, they should take to “Bagel” quite quickly! All Bagel beagles are really kind puppers, coming from someone who has their own Bagel the beagle. The only other name that rivals Bagel as the best beagle name is Snoopy, but really any name is good for a beagle - but Bagel is the best!
Kid 1: hey what’s the name of your new puppy?
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.
by CassetteMeower March 02, 2023
A Person or Lackluster Accessory that Accompanies Someone or Something of more interest or importance. It isn’t bad its just a less desirable accompaniment or persona non grata. Personification of “Meh”.
“A person with none of the Sprinkles that make life interesting”
“A person with none of the Sprinkles that make life interesting”
Sullivan’s lacky is such a Bagel Bottom. He’s like a Human Echo.
“Yea”
Dude has None of the Special Ingredients people look forward to.
“Yea”
Dude has None of the Special Ingredients people look forward to.
by PannyRipper August 02, 2024