Door Bagel

Snack offered to persons overstaying their welcome.
A parting gift traditionally offered at the end of a failed relationship.

Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on the way out, Batman.

by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018

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Carolina Bagel Bite

Originally found in the Carolinas, a Carolina Bagel Bite is inserting a Carolina reaper pepper into was vaginal cavity or rectum and eating the feces infested seeds for a stinky and spicy satisfaction.

Wow I love practicing the Carolina Bagel Bite with my the boys after Nelking.

by spicy anal 69 July 12, 2022

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Bagel

a donut

A bagel is basically a donut

by Rek1696 August 7, 2021

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Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel

Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.

Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!

by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B February 16, 2024

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The Better Bagel

The bagel that broke the internet. Featuring the same net carb content as 2 slices of banana, 26g protein. No added sugar. Basically everybody's dream come true. It's the holy grain. The future. The most epic discovery of the 21st century. It's been reported that people are willing to do anything to get their hands on more Better Bagels. Some have tried trading their kids. The magic cannot be explained.

I really wish I was eating The Better Bagel instead of these carb-filled, high-calorie ones.

by BetterBagel November 23, 2021

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