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Bacon Cowboy

A Bacon Cowboy is a kick ass American that loves mother fuckin bacon. He is extremely awesome and is friends with everyone but if he despises someone they'll know it. They are intense and bad ass. They're known for being a dick but that's just their way.
Example:

Girl1: That man is a true Bacon Cowboy and is one funny bastard.
Girl2: He sure is one awesome person and loves himself some bacon.
by Matt Dick the Bacon Cowboy January 2, 2012
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burnt bacon

A term used to describe the penis after a period of sex or ejaculation lasting longer than 30 minutes
Burnt bacon- "Last night me and my girlfriend went so hard and long that she burnt my bacon!"
by the bobster391 March 6, 2012
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bacon blinds

The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina.
Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!
by Brian Lejeune1 August 2, 2008
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Bacon wings

The only bacon that Islams can eat is bacon wings
by Hittler 405 October 24, 2017
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Butch Bacon

The manliest name ever. Butch Bacon is a name that represents the pinnacle of Alphamale. Refers to the type of guy that gets the girls, can use his hands, and woop someone's ass like it's going out of style.
I'm no Butch Bacon, but I can hold my own.
by Guzey October 13, 2011
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Financial Bacon

It's like being in a pickle money-wise
Mom said we were on a budget so I had to decide between unlimited picture messages or unlimited internet on my cell phone. I was definitely in a financial bacon. :(
by --PartyAllTheTime-- July 15, 2009
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Bacon Nudes

A genre of Canadian pornography in which the subjects in question are sexually using bacon as a prop.

Also, when normal porn is printed on strips of bacon itself.
I looked at some bacon nudes, then I ate them.
by bewbzallis March 18, 2011
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