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atheist

Someone who believes in logic, not a mythical all powerful sentient being. Rather than being terrified of the 'unknown', they use science to discover the truth, not relying on story books, for they're information. They do however find it complex to understand how people can base they're lives on basically a hunch, as if you question gods existence by looking for proof, you're not a real believer. Strange.
scientist guy: I'm an atheist
other scientist guy: I'm glad i'm not too stupid to understand science, and have enough common sense to realise that God can't possibly exist.
scientist guy: Yeah, me too
by scientist guy October 7, 2010
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atheism

The zealous grounded disbelief in God, the denial of any theories or proof that might state otherwise, and an excuse to attack people that believe in God.

As opposed to religion, which is the zealous, grounded belief in God, the denial of any theories or proof that might state otherwise, and an excuse to attack people that don't believe in God.
Atheism is just as senseless as religious people.
by Jesus Hansel Christ September 2, 2009
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Atheist

A person who does not believe in god, not related to satanists, muslims, or anyone else christianity hates. Contrary to popular opinion, atheists are not self obsessing narcissists, but are just people who find the idea that by doing certain deeds (going to Church or blowing yourself up) will get you into a magical place where you live in paradise for all eternity
Atheist: "Hey man what's up?"
Religious zealot (not to be confused with normal religious person): "Screw you man, I'll see you in hell, oh wait, no I won't, I'll be in heaven pissing on you."
Atheist: okay....
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Atheism

The ultimate "religion".
The belief that god does not exist.
Theists, those who do believe, are stupid and ignorant and cant think for themselves.
Supposedly, god is an imaginary person who supposedly created the world. Most people only believe in it because of what their parents, teachers, etc told them. Most people who believe in god are stupid and ignorant and believe whatever people tells them.
It is a part of most religions, all of which are bullshit. Most of these bs religions have one or more big books and missionaries and stuff to get other people to believe them.
Most people waste their time going to church or w/e every week.
Most churches or w/e mug their ppl for money.
Most have some version of hell that they threaten and scare people into believing in their religion.
Most ask their ppl to "have faith", because they know their religion is bull and their is no proof.
And there are many other excuses used to patch up holes, or things that ppl cant explain, in these BS religions.
Most people claim to have seen visions or crap associated with their religion, but they were probably in some mental state, such as being on an LSD trip or sick and desperate, or are simply lying for whatever reason.
Most religions have people have random good things happening to them, such as suddenly being cured of an illness, and associate them as miracles from their god. This is because these miracles are just flukes with a 1/1,000,000,000 chance and people will use their religion to explain it because they are too stupid to come up with a good explanation, just like those primitive peoples we came from did when making up stories about god and religion.
In short, there is no god and you only believe in it because of what others tell you.
Atheist: haha i am not stupid and ignorant
atheism
by Someone_abcdefg October 4, 2007
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atherosclerosis

its a disease that you can get from smoking so dont smoke.
you can get atherosclerosis from smoking to much.
by Spaz January 26, 2005
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Atheist Fundamentalism

Atheist Fundamentalism is an oxymoron, because, fundamentalism implies a subscription to a belief set like a text book. One could be fundamental in a non-theistic philosophy, but, it is impossible to be an atheist fundamentalist.

However, in the context of it being used as an insult, it is used to denote atheists who are 100% certain that god does not exist (positive atheism) and hold anti-religious stances. This is the opposite of a religious fundamentalist who is 100% certain that god does exist and hold anti-atheist stances.
Atheist Fundamentalism is the polar opposite of religious fundamentalism because both regard their beliefs as being objectively correct while being just as intolerant as each other.
by Kelmeer23 March 17, 2023
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Reddit Atheism

Reddit Atheism is a type of atheism practiced by redditors were they ruthlessly attack religion at any given opportunity. Reddit atheists have a lot overlap with reddit liberalism, since many reddit atheists are liberals due to the religious people they are spitting being often conservative.
Reddit atheism is practiced by redditors who are atheists and don't like religion.
by Kelmeer23 May 21, 2023
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