Alpha pair

An set of impressive binoculars for a birdwatcher or an astronomer whom are often judged and placed in a cliqueish hierarchy by the spec and opulent costs of said optical equipment.

Person 1: Wow! That's an awesome Alpha pair!
Person 2: Thanks! They're 18x56mm. I got them on sale for $2000!

by Zms5063 July 10, 2024

Alpha pair

An set of impressive binoculars for a birdwatcher or an astronomer whom are often judged and placed in a cliqueish hierarchy by the spec and opulent costs of said optical equipment.

Person 1: Wow! That's an awesome Alpha pair!
Person 2: Thanks! They're 18x56mm. I got them on sale for $2000!

by Zms5063 July 10, 2024

Alpha male

Someone who takes the bull by the horns

(Alpha male)The perfect example and the only example would be mike george he’s a killer and gets shit done bc he cares about his employees bc brotherhood is all he has

by Merschman055 September 20, 2023

alpha leen

The scariest and most ferocious alpha leader in existence. She is feared by all but her omega/alpha named lyra. Don't touch her tail or ears or she will gobble you up!

"No way!! That's alpha leen!"
*shock*

by xLyrqz1 September 25, 2023

Alpha Pidgeon

There is only one Alpha Pidgeon in the world. It's name is Gregor

Gregor, you are the alpha Pidgeon

by A. Ho Ninety Fo September 26, 2023

Alpha Male

a group of males who spend all their time watching andrew tates podcast and watching ishowspeed, jerking off and commenting about how their the man and go putting down females for absolutely no reason (they don't have a life that's the reason) because they have testosterone also go around saying the most cringiest things ever e.g lookmaxxing MOG.

alison: i think wearing makeup is a nice thing

Alpha Male: no its not your just insecure all girls that wear makeup should be jailed

alison: wtf deffo an Alpha Male

by uglybitch23 October 30, 2023

Alpha Chud

The term Alpha Chud is used to describe a self proclaimed "alpha" male who obviously and obsessively works to gain other perceived "alpha" mens' attention or acceptance. Typically, an alpha chud talks about the evils of "woke" culture, and often complain about female or minority leads in media. Many celebrities who speak out against "wokeness" have a large alpha chud following that will defend them online in hopes that the "alpha" in question celebrity will notice them. A herd of alpha chuds is often referred to as a "circle jerk".

I made an offhanded post about Elon Musk and woke up to a hundred alpha chuds defending him in the comments.

Steve went full alpha chud after watching the new Marvel trailer and won't stop ranting about the m-SHE-u.

by Temporary Pseudonym November 17, 2023