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willie warmer

My penis was cold so I warmed it with my Willie warmer
by Duckybaby June 29, 2015
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Smiling Willy

Damn! That girl gave me a smiling willy!
by oh deary me May 11, 2015
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The Book of Willis

Rule 1. Don’t be a crackbaby that swears on your dead homies names then reneges afterwards.

Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.

Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?

Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?

Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.

Rule 6. Listen before you speak.

Rule 7. We outside.

-Darth Willis.
According to the Book of Willis you are a crackbaby.
by A Defective Condom September 1, 2021
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Willy's Wonderland

Willy's Wonderland is a movie about an arsonist, a janitor guy who knows taiquando, a car theif, a crazy ass police woman, and seven murdurous as hell, crazy fucking animatronics. And a lot of death. And blood. Basicly fnaf on crack, with added crazy mother-fuckers.
"Isn't Willy's Wonderland is weird as fuck? It's fnaf on crack."
by IWantABrick June 8, 2022
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russian willy

When someone is giving you a blowjob, and then you before you ejaculate, you pull out, and then stick the tip of your penis in their ear and then ejaculate
Adam told his girlfriend Lindsay that he was going to give her a wet Willy, but instead he gave her a Russian Willy
by Pssydstryr69420 December 8, 2016
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Willy D

Willy D is the final form of Oily Doyley. When all his hair has ceased being oily he proceeds to be reborn as Willy D himself.
No way it's Willy D!
by Doyle Stan 01 March 16, 2022
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yeehaw willy

The act of cutting someone's penis off, (usually a longer penis) and swinging it around obove your head and screaming yeehaw
Girl 1: hey.. I wanted to to try something new...
Guy 1: what did you wanna try?
Girl1: a yeehaw willy!
Guy1: but I like my penis!
by Brookcat April 15, 2022
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