Squid lawn mower

When a man gets surgery to split the dick in 10, waits for it to heal, then uses black magic to gain full control over the 10 dicks, then during sex wraps them around a woman’s vagina and all 10 cum in unison, filling her to the brim like the tentacle locker game

Her: wow! That squid lawn mower surgery he got was awesome!

by Sex lover 696742031 November 9, 2025

Squid

A person with no backbone, an absolute wuss who would stand there without intervention as their Nan gets robbed.

Lachie's a squid mate, there is no chance of him doing anything about that!

by NotASquid November 24, 2025

Squid

Describing a guy who’s weird, knows no girls, didn’t get a bid, and is just not someone you want in the group when you’re trying to run game.

Thomas: “bro this kids a squid, lets fade”
Steven: “yeah dude, no bid”

by Funky Rick December 1, 2025

SQUID GAMES!!!!

Uncle Ben's famous quote. RIP Uncle Ben BTW

"Uncle Ben, what happened?" Spider-Man says. "SQUID GAMES!!!!"

by Wifebeater27wasTaken January 16, 2025

SQUID GAMES!!!!

Uncle Ben's famous quote. RIP Uncle Ben.

"Uncle Ben, what happened?" Tobey Maguire Spider-Man says. "SQUID GAMES!!!!" Uncle Ben responds, dying seconds after.

by Wifebeater27wasTaken January 16, 2025

Squid Game

IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE
I said I've played these games before

"How was the squid game?"

"Erm what the squid game"

by Burbger January 21, 2025

Squid Slipper

Slang for vagina.

He pulled out of her squid slipper just in time.

by Dick Supinya February 25, 2025