Monkey Fuckball

When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.

Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.

by Bobobzilla July 12, 2021

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monkey cleaning

when a fat black chick licks your ass hole clean after having diarrhea

After i had diarrhea from the McDonalds I ate Lafonda gave me a monkey cleaning

by cum stain on my shoe January 1, 2011

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Similar to a brownsock, but with the addition of a monkey punch to help in the complicated process. As you pinksock your lover, you punch her in the back of the head to cause a disruption in her concentration, resulting in a loss of bowel control and the same ultimate outcome as the brownsock.

She wanted to try a brownsock but she was having trouble shitting during it, so I gave her a monkey brownsock instead!

by zagen December 7, 2009

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Freeze the Monkey

Verb | To have sex with a Snowman.

(Original definition by a YouTuber named "CaptainSauce")

"Hey Amy, did you hear that Kevin said he would Freeze the Monkey last night?"
"Yeah, Emma! Kevin is such an idiot sometimes!"

by RandomMoron February 22, 2020

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Monkey Titties

1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits

What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!

by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012

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