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Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.

Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?

How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
by TripleAron May 17, 2022
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Jess. She has so many friends but I bet they are fake. I don’t want to tell her but I’ve heard her friends talk shit about her hundreds of times. She gossips about everyone. But she is so secret and not many people know her. She does not stick with a best friend and completely cut me out of her life. She ditched me and my other friend and decided to go with a different group of friends instead of me. I get how I’m not as popular as you want me to be but I’m not perfect. Neither are you. Jess has changed, she used to be so kind and loving but then she turned into someone she hated.
Jess has got really pretty green eyes
by Lila147 November 22, 2021
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Jess is the coolest dude in town. If you ever say something mean, Jess will probably track you down. And use INTJ magic to make you feel bad things. I’ll laugh along yo your insults, but I’ll slap you later.
Why is Jess such a cool person? Said with gun pressed to head
by faxxnoprinter February 6, 2022
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Jesse l is the nicest guy you’ll meet he’s sweet you probably have a crush on him and u won’t even know it if u ever meet him go tell him u love him he may like other girls but do it you never know. Jesse is really smart and u always look up on him he also is rlly good at playing instruments he’s super cute and friendly and easy to talk to. Jesse l is says the cutest things so cute u want to scream and do a little dance. But Jesse l might like someone else and every time he mentions them u fee like ur hearts breaking but u act like your proud for him and the next act like u feel happy. If u never texted him do it bc he might end up being one of the most funnest people to talk to and if he likes someone tell him u like him and don’t just be in the shadow and regretting it he may even like ur best friend and u feel good for her but in the same time even how hard u fight it u might feel sarrow.
Who’s the nicest guy you know JESSE L!
by Onceopon akinght May 31, 2018
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(female definition) jess is a gorgeous, kind caring girl who loves and prioritizes nature and animals especially dogs she also has a go at everything. she is very respectful and responsible but she still knows how to have fun and she is partially athletic she enjoys sports such as gymnastics and netball jess is one of the most sweet, honest & empathetic people you will ever come across.
person: you know that new girl jess, she is amazing!
another person: amazing? you mean supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
by stopwastingyourtimeonthis December 23, 2020
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Jess is a wonderful human being, a kind soul with a great spirit. She is exciting, interesting and funny. But you also kinda just want to pie her in the face. But you would probably fail to pie her because of her insane strength.
Man, I tried to throw pie at Jess yesterday, but she took it straight out of my hand and pied me instead, it was so embarrassing.
by dereksinginghighlikethis June 8, 2022
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