Wet Willying

pissing and subsequently masturbating then pissing, and so on, to make the penis wet.

"This is the best Wet Willying session I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Willie Jumper

When you find someone extremely sexy, your penis jumps for joy.

“Oh mate, check her out, she’s a Willie Jumper for sure.”
“She made my Willie Jump last night.”
“He’s a Willie Jumper, I have no doubt in my mind.”

by Claydolfin June 15, 2021

willie jones

When you have to shit and are unsure you can make it to the restroom.

Derives from the movie "Friday." When Craig's father "Willie Jones" has to shit so badly he is not sure if he will make it to the restroom.

I got to Willie Jones!

by ChrisJD85 August 27, 2016

Smiling Willy

1. A curved erection.

Damn! That girl gave me a smiling willy!

by oh deary me May 11, 2015

Willy's Wonderland

Willy's Wonderland is a movie about an arsonist, a janitor guy who knows taiquando, a car theif, a crazy ass police woman, and seven murdurous as hell, crazy fucking animatronics. And a lot of death. And blood. Basicly fnaf on crack, with added crazy mother-fuckers.

"Isn't Willy's Wonderland is weird as fuck? It's fnaf on crack."

by IWantABrick June 8, 2022

The Book of Willis

Rule 1. Don’t be a crackbaby that swears on your dead homies names then reneges afterwards.

Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.

Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?

Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?

Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.

Rule 6. Listen before you speak.

Rule 7. We outside.

-Darth Willis.

According to the Book of Willis you are a crackbaby.

by A Defective Condom September 1, 2021

willie warmer

A warmer for the penis

My penis was cold so I warmed it with my Willie warmer

by Duckybaby June 29, 2015