uh idk satan
by _some dude_ February 6, 2022
Get the Satanmug. by C0deRage October 17, 2019
Get the Satan's pretzelmug. A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
by Sinereo September 14, 2021
Get the Satan's Blessingmug. the bitter end of a banana
by the other other other guy May 31, 2022
Get the Satans arseholemug. When you pack a bong or bowl with weed but then cut yourself and collect the blood, spreading it onto the weed, then light it and take a hit
“hey man, you wanna do a Pact With Satan?”
“What’s that?”
“You cut yourself and then take the blood and spread it on the weed and then take a hit”
“What’s that?”
“You cut yourself and then take the blood and spread it on the weed and then take a hit”
by AlchemistOctivis June 25, 2021
Get the Pact With Satanmug. by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024
Get the Satanmug. A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.
by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021
Get the Satan's handymug.