Rob

This person seems to be nice.... until they give you crabs and abandon you with ya dead nan

Oi, that's Rob, he's the guy who gave me crabs.

by Robsclit January 16, 2022

Rob

Rob is a british mofo with a huge penis and he loves milf of all races. He runs the skreets of Britain.

There goes Rob touching my mom

by Nolan Pierce Miller November 28, 2020

Rob

A man who is the funniest bloke on the face of the earth, and also has a big cock.

‘My mate Rob is proper funny and has a massive cock.’

by BigBattyMan99 March 17, 2022

Rob-Stance

Standing with your spine straight & your legs at a 45-degree angle away from each other so they form a 2D pyramid of sorts. The Rob-Stance was designed to achieve higher levels of thought as well as skill learning.

It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.

It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.

guy 1: These tables are so damn short, we need bigger ones!
guy 2: Just Rob-Stance.

by Le Boy September 12, 2022

Rob

The most powerful hall monitor of all man kind at ESA

Jake: ROB IS COMING! WE GOTTA HIDE

by Artkidsucks August 24, 2022

T-Rob

T-Rob is a good looking, caring, sensitive, and funny guy. He's fun to be around, he's most likely taller than all of his friends, and he's a fucking god at pulling women. His name probably came from his family or his heritage (his government name's usually Robert). Also, he has a fat, massive cock.

Girl 1: "Woah, who's that hot tall guy in the corner?"

Girl 2: "Oh, that's T-Rob. He's so hot."

Girl 1: "How tall is he?"

Girl 2: "He's 6'1."

Girl 1: "I just came."

by goobersfavmale November 28, 2021

Rob Zone

When a guy treats a woman like their girlfriend and spends money on them as if he was their boyfriend. Most of the time the guy who is stuck in the rob zone will also be whipped by his female friend as he tries to inch ever nearer.

Goodger: Hey Ashley, can i smoke a cigarette?

Ashley: No you can not have a cigarette.(As she throws his pack out the window)

Goodger: Im sorry please dont be mad at me.

Ashley: I am now buy me wendy's im hungry.

Goodger: Ok. (Damn im in the rob zone)

by wooloo89 August 3, 2010