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The ultamite noodle

The ultamite person that has the name alek. Alek will destroy you in mincraft
Person1: im going up against the ultamite noodle

Person2: no ,just no
by The ultamite noodle May 2, 2019
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Bunny Noodles

A euphemism for the cuss word "Fuck". It provides the harshness in the tone of voice, yet the innocence of it's text, A very good replacement for a swear word, making the world a much kinder place!
Person 1: "GAH! BUNNY NOODLES, BUNNY NOODLES, BUNNY NOODLES! I LEFT MY HOMEWORK AT HOME TODAY!"
Person 2: Calm down, I'm sure he won't give a bunny noodle if you hand it in tomorrow.
by Professor Leeroy November 26, 2013
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noodle boobs

a name a guy is given when he puts on his mom's bra and stuffs macaroni in it.
by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 25, 2003
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catfish noodling

Reaching down deep underwater into a dark hole and wiggling your fingers as bait hoping that a giant catfish will clamp down on your hand so you can pull it out of the hole, without getting pulled in yourself. It's a pretty stupid sport actually, and people have gotten killed by it...
I went catfish noodling, and all I got was my hand chomped off
by Tami August 25, 2005
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chicken noodle

to have weird drunken sex, usually outdoors.
we chicken noodled in the backyard a little, but i don't really remember much.
by sammer July 31, 2005
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tai noodling

the act of being extremely goofy in public, most of the time including, but not limited to; loud strange noises, body twitches, odd random dancing, and of course the noodle language that goes along with it. usually between two people of the same sex and of best friend orientation.
"yo did you see those hot girls over there? i wanna make a move but their acting all ... off"

" ahh shiitt their totally tai noodling"
by lgswagga September 8, 2011
mugGet the tai noodlingmug.

bum noodles

-long skinny poo comes in long countinous lines
-slang term for hemorrhoids
"I was makin my own noodles after tea last night 'bum noodles'"

"Yo man check out those bum noodles, they are like hell on my ass."
by bourkes May 14, 2005
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