Monkey Shagger

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Monkey Shagger: shag monkeys get aids 😎

by Monkey Shagger October 18, 2019

monkeys clapping

When a group of people clap in unison, most like during a live performance. Also in referance to partying.

Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping, bears were dancing and girls were cutting loose
~Gogol Bordello

by Harmonydawn April 11, 2006

le monkey

A beautiful thicc monkey. He is well known as a tiktok meme and helikes to say uh oh stinky

person1: hey did you see le monkey last night? he was looking thicc
person2: yea I did he stole my liver -_-
person1: uh oh stinky

by ieatvegans November 02, 2019

Monkey Clit

When her clit is so loose and flappy that it kinda just hangs there and looks like a monkey swinging through the jungle.

Darius: Did you fuck Jolene?
Chase: No she got that monkey clit

by Yabagoot March 20, 2018

Twat monkey

A person who swings from snatch to snatch.

Look at her she just fucked Lucy now she's banging Jenny. The bitch is a true Twat monkey.

by thehashbrownclown June 25, 2017

monkey crawler

A woman's fart that, due to her butt cheeks being occluded, "crawls" down into and travels out of her vagina.

The man believed that his girlfriend had queefed. However, she had simply ejected a normal fart that turned into a monkey crawler.

by Biomed88 October 14, 2013

Monkey aids

Once this is said everyone must T-pose

Ryan calls Aidan’s Mom (at 1 am): Monkey aids
Aidan’s Mom: T-pose

by I AM BROCK!!! July 23, 2018