Tank legs

Half man half tank , has a mullet and is a secret genius also known as tanko. If you see this great being you probably are driving down the monash and he's probably traveling at high velocity g force that mattreses will blind you with great impact. These secret geniuses are very rare and are easily mistaken for team leaders . He could also be mistaken for a sonic boom with the amount of subs he has mounted on his tank legs .

Civilian:"Why are there wheels where your legs should be ?"
Tanko :"there not wheels there tank legs"

by Frannnnnnnko July 14, 2010

Chair Leg

A shit that is long and stiff like a chair leg

'Damn , who forgot to flush this chair leg'

by JoobLover February 2, 2023

Loko Legs

When you drink too much Four Loko, or if you may, you get TOO loko, and you simply can't walk, forget how to, or basically don't want to.

She's three loko's deep, and that boy is carrying her, she MUST have loko legs!

by trynagetfitted666 November 22, 2010

Leg Deep

When a man has no testicles he can then proceed to go Leg Deep, as there is no balls to get in the way.

Man now that Dennis has no balls he can go all leg deep in that ass.

by perpetualpunks May 28, 2011

Table leg

Something that ALWAYS happens to stab your toes

Person: walking to the couch

Table leg:reaches out and stabs persons toes

Person:ooooo look a huge chunk out of my toe is missing again due to the stupid table leg.

by The real holy cow February 4, 2020

Fat Legs

A form of "fashion" used by horny girls on Roblox to make their legs look "thicker," when it in fact makes them look retarded and grotesque.

Fat Legs are utterly idiotic. They do not look attractive. Fuck off.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2021

chiken legs

some one that has really skinny legs and looks like a girl

You have chiken legs is your name Thomas

by chicken arm August 7, 2007