workgasm

A workaholic's euphoria associated with a job well done

"Slapped that finished project down on the desk, got up to leave the office, and my knees almost buckled - what a workgasm!"

by Mike Cerovich July 27, 2008

will worker

A person capable of manipulating the universe without the need of magickal implements, using just their "will" and their mind.

He just thought about it and it happened, he must be a will worker.

by disgonnahurt January 24, 2008

trophy work wife

when your work wife is much younger than you, and or way out of your league

As usual, I shared my lunch with my trophy work wife .

by 70vegaman January 27, 2016

Make The Bitch Work

This term, generally associated with programming or construction of some sort, means to do whatever you gotta do to simply make it work. When you do something on a MTBW basis, you generally have no regard for efficiancy, safety, error correction, or anything other than the most basic instance of it performing the task it was designed to do.

My program is slow and inefficiant because I made it on a MTBW basis.

by Kamel February 27, 2005

accountability co-worker

A coworker who tallies up how much money you spend on lattes and lunch, then makes the assumption you must make 10k more than them. When in reality your disposable income is in direct correlation to how many dependents you have not or lack of lexus sized car payment.

Wow, you are drinking another latter... that's the fifth one this week. I am saving up for my kids braces. I wish I could have a latte everyday. "I guess you are my accountability co-worker... You are right I should stop drinking lattes, going out to lunch and taking birth control so I can live your dream lifestyle of fun infertility."

by floorfly November 15, 2010

wonky

askew, crooked, not quite right, oddly misshapen...in other words, down right broken and weird. anything that seems outta sorts or retarded, up to and including smells, sounds, gestures & physical deformities.

you sure are acting wonky.

(insert name here)'s grotesquely wonky face frightens the small children.

what's that wonky smell coming from your butt?

by lancee November 22, 2007

worgy

when two or more couples get together, and, usually by accident, a kissing (and more) war will ensue, each couple trying to outdo the other.

Lynn and John had a worgy with Brian and Susie the other day. Whenever Lynn kissed John, Susie would kiss Brian with more enthusiasm, and vice versa.

by Stacey Falcon September 3, 2006